Can you believe it,it's 1st of April so that means it's.............
April Fool's Day!!!
To celebrate this hilarious holiday I would like to hold a BIG joke contest!!!!!
To enter submit a comment on this post with your funny dog joke attached,there will be one BIG winner and three runner ups!!!
Here's a few jokes to get you started!!!
Q: What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?
A: He stole the show!
Q: What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
A: A collie-flower!
The following ad appeared in a newspaper:
SINGLE BLACK FEMALE
SBF Seeks Male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a svelte good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love: long walks in the woods, hunting, camping, riding in your pickup truck, fishing trips, cozy winter nights spent lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. Rub me the right way and watch me respond. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Kiss me and I'm yours. Call 555-2121 and ask for Daisy.
(The phone number was the Humane Society and Daisy was an eight week old black Labrador Retriever.Daisy received some calls,she now lives happily with a 36 year old man!!!
Can you beat this???